welcome to the real world, jackass
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jaclcfrost:

assrah:

jaclcfrost:

my songs have vague suspicions about what you did in the dark

let’s precariously light these objects up

i am moderately aflame

melodicallyinsane:

chr0nicle-x:

THERE’S ANOTHER ONE OH MY GOD

this gives me life

blo:

some of u guys rly need this 

tv show meme: [5/5] male characters | eleventh doctor
"There’s something you’d better understand about me ‘cause it’s important. And one day your life may depend on it: I am definitely a mad man with a box."

littletootsierollaliengirl:

These little fruits are holding him down

minmo:

well life just isnt fucking fair is it humpback whale 85

squid-mammoth:

They know me so well.

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

NEW INBOX GAME!!

weedgrandma:

Tell me how cute I am and I’ll respond with I know!!

at least I still have my banan moment