welcome to the real world, jackass
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montparnah:

the worst part about going back to school is the sudden and constant presence of heterosexuals

dan-and-his-hormones:

Ferguson police are being sued for $40mil, +++ some of the officers are facing individual lawsuits for rights infringement. fucking break those cops. 

tigermisu:

There’s this guy that rants everyday about how everyone is sinners at our college and someone made a bingo game to go along with him today

senor-cactuar:

the avengers?

how about the international justice league of super acquaintances

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thegirlwiththeloontattoo:

People say “phase” like impermanence means insignificance. Show me a permanent state of the self.

wavesinjuly:

suckmyphallus:

getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

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Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.

tavr0ss:

"I Want A Cartoony Art Style but at the Same Time I Want A Realistic Style" - a song by me featuring fall out boy

gimtana:

coolguyemote:

everyone has seen this picture at least once in their internet life

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let’s not forget about this gem

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tescosfinest:

shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is

i don’t know where the put my other hand when I take mirror selfies. should I shrug? should I make a peace sign? should I start doing sign language? i wanna do sign language

i just had a really in-depth conversation with my sister about school and idk I feel very sisterly rn

laninjapanama:

andante-ace:

kitpocket:

airbrush clouds cause Im lazy

OH NO THAT’S REALLY CUTE

THEY GAVE HIM VITILIGO!!!!!!